The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)
The Fairest of Them All (2005)
Kim Rhodes: Carey Martin
Quotes
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Carey : [Zack is dressed as a girl to win a beauty contest] Zack, why are you wearing a skirt?
Zack Martin : I did it so we could win money for bikes.
Carey : Oh, thank goodness!
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Carey : What is going on?
Mr. Moseby : Oh, nothing out of the ordinary. Your boys are attempting to destroy my hotel, but with a new twist. One of them's wearing a dress.
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Bev : Miss Carey, how would you like to do a song duet with Mr. Tim?
Tim : When pigs fly.
Carey Martin : [to Tim] You fly?
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Carey Martin : What are you guys doing tonight?
Cody Martin : Uhh...
[walks to Carey]
Cody Martin : I'm sleeping over at Tapeworm's
Carey Martin : [to Zack] And you're not?
Zack Martin : No, we had a fight.
Carey Martin : You and Tapeworm?
Zack Martin : Me and Zack.
Carey Martin : [looks at Cody] Are you wearing lipstick?
Zack Martin : See that's what the fight was about. I put lipstick on him while he was taking a nap.
Carey Martin : [to Zack] That wasn't very nice
Carey Martin : [to Cody] and that's not your shade.
Zack Martin : Told you.
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Carey : What's wrong with your old bikes? They're still perfectly good.
Zack Martin : Mom, they're tricycles.
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Tim : Carey!
Carey : Tim!
Tim : Carey.
Carey : Tim.
Tim , Carey : [kissing cheeks] Mwah. Mwah.
[Tim]
[taking lowering singlasses]
Carey : I like your hair. Did you buy it or lease it?
Tim : It was a gift.
[touching hair]
Tim : Funny seeing you here.
Carey : I work here.
Tim : Good for you. There's no shame in being a maid.
[wagging finger]
Carey : Actually, I'm a headliner at this hotel. They've given a suite for me and my boys.
Tim : I heard you had kids. Don't worry, you'll get your figure back.