The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Hotel Inspector (2005)

Phill Lewis: Mr. Moseby

Quotes 

• Esteban : Mr. Moseby, a fax has arrived from Tipton headquarters. They are coming for a surprise inspection!

  Mr. Moseby : How can it be a surprise inspection if they're telling us now?

  Esteban : Because they sent the fax two weeks ago and I forgot to give it to you. Surprise!

• Zack Martin : So is the evil hotel inspector gone yet?

  Ilsa : No, she is right here.

  Zack Martin : Whoa! What's that on your face?

  [Carey covers his mouth] 

  Mr. Moseby : It's a beauty mark!

  Cody Martin : But it has a hair on it!

  [Carey covers his mouth] 

  Carey : It's good I don't have triplets! I would run out of hands!

• Mr. Moseby : [hearing the Tipton is in trouble]  I'm coming, Mama!