- [Sgt. Slaughter's cabinet continues to make thumping noises as the temperature rises]
- Sgt. Slaughter: Must be some kinda communist plot.
- Luigi: How do you figure that, Sarge?
- Sgt. Slaughter: It's in the red zone.
- [a Bomb Plant explodes and Luigi is caught in the blast. Mario finds him unconscious]
- Mario: Wake up, Luigi! The only time plumbers sleep on a job is when we're working by the hour! Luigi!
- Luigi: [coughs] Oh. Thanks, Mario, but I can't breathe in here. I'm a gondola.
- Mario: That's a goner, spaghetti head. Goner? Oh, no! Hang in there, little brother! Mario will get you some fresh air!
- [Mario carries Luigi outside]
- Sgt. Slaughter: You'd better have my steam cabinet fixed. I'm stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge, but I'm taking a shortcut and I'll be right there.
- Mario: How can you take a shortcut off the Brooklyn Bridge?
- Sgt. Slaughter: It helps if you have a Sherman tank, bozo.
- Sgt. Slaughter: Don't just stand there, troop. Put it on the tank. And move out smartly. I'm double parked.
- Luigi: Double parked?
- Sgt. Slaughter: Yeah. I parked the tank on top of a Chevy. Boy, was that driver mad. I thought she'd never stop yelling.
- Princess Toadstool: [after Koopa's defeat] We're free! How can I thank you?
- Mario: That's easy. I can think of seven ways.
- Princess Toadstool: Seven?
- Mario: Yeah. Spaghetti, ravioli, macaroni, tortellini, mostaccioli, linguini, and garlic ice cream.
- Luigi: [mumbling] I'm gonna get that Mario, running off like this... I'm so mad, I'm ready to explode!
- [steam explosion]
- Mini Mario: [shrunken from the steam] I'll show you 'explode'! If I get my hands on that sergeant, I whittle him down to size!
- Luigi: Mario! Stop kidding around and stand up!
- Mini Mario: I am standing!
- Luigi: Mama Mia, what am I gonna tell Mama? Look at you! For crying out loud!
- Sgt. Slaughter: As you were, troop.
- Luigi: As I was was pulling a pizza out of the oven.
- Sgt. Slaughter: Proceed on schedule, doughboy.