- Luigi Mario: [last lines in cartoon segment] Holy ravoli, Mario! You didn't say anything about getting a kiss.
- Mario "Jumpman" Mario: All part of being a hero, Luigi.
- [Mario winks at the camera]
- Luigi Mario: I've had it! I've had it! I'm sick of Koopa chasing us from world to world. I wanna go home
- Mario "Jumpman" Mario: This time, I agree, Luigi.
- Mario "Jumpman" Mario: Freezin', and fightin', and fleein' from Koopa is losin' its charm. I miss Brooklyn!
- Princess Toadstool: Mario. Well, you should've told me. If you're that homesick, we'll find some way to get you back to your own people.
- Mario "Jumpman" Mario: I don't Luigi. I mean, who needs Brooklyn anyway?
- Luigi Mario: What do you mean, who needs Brooklyn?
- Mario "Jumpman" Mario: All that traffic and stuff. Maybe we should stay and help the princess.
- Princess Toadstool: No way, Mario. You belong back in your own land. I order you to go.
- Luigi Mario: She's right. This is a one-time only, one-way trip with no return ticket.