The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (TV Series)

Day of the Orphan/King Mario of Cramalot (1989)

John Stocker: Toad, Beezos, Koopa Troopa

Quotes 

• King Bowser Koopa : So? Mario thinks he's King of Cramalot? That impudent little faucet fixer. How dare he! There's only one King of Cramalot. And who is that?

  Koopa Troopa : Uh, can you give me a hint?

  King Bowser Koopa : He's sitting right here on this throne.

  Koopa Troopa : Well, gee. Maybe you'd better get off him.

  King Bowser Koopa : I'm talkin' about me, you know-nothing nincompoop!

• Luigi : Now we'll never get back to Brooklyn.

  Mario "Jumpman" Mario : Take it easy, Luigi. Things could be worse.

  Luigi : We're trapped in a dungeon about to be executed. How could things be any worse?

  Mario "Jumpman" Mario : Well, for one thing, the ceiling could lower until it flattens us like a pizza.

  [the spiked ceiling starts to lower] 

  Toad : Very uncool, dudes. The ceiling *is* lowering.

  Mario "Jumpman" Mario : Or the room could fill with water until we all drown like rats. Huh?

  [water fills the dungeon] 

  Princess Toadstool : We've got to get out of here!

  Mario "Jumpman" Mario : Hey, I can think of another way things could be worse.

  Luigi : Mario, please! Don't say another word!