The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (TV Series)

Day of the Orphan/King Mario of Cramalot (1989)

Danny Wells: Luigi

Quotes 

• Luigi : Oh hiya, squirt, who are you?

  Patty : A sad eyed orphan. No parents, no brothers, no sisters, just me and my shadow.

  Luigi : Oh, what a sad, story. Come in sweetheart. Oh please, come in to my house. Listen squirt, you don't happen to have a name do you?

  Patty : Patty, The Sad Eyed Orphan.

  Luigi : Oh. Mario, Mario, come here, we have a guest. This is my brother Mario. Mario, this is Patty, the sad eyed orphan.

  Mario "Jumpman" Mario : Nice to meet you Patty, the sad eyed orphen. Where you from?

  Patty : Oh, I've been drifting for about six months now, ya know, living off the land. Life if tough when you don't have any parents to love and take care of you.

  [Patty fakely cries] 

  Patty : Nobody even cares that today's my birthday!

• [first lines] 

  Edison : Now let me see here. If I move my bishop four and the queen six... Oh no, no, no. Because if I do that, then I won't be able to move this one here. But then again, if I move that one here, then I can move this one here.

  Luigi : Yo, yo, yo. Edison.

  Edison : And of course...

  Luigi : Ho!

  Edison : This one here... Yes?

  Luigi : Is there not a blackout in the Bronx that you should be taking care of?

  Edison : Well, I have a move here.

  Luigi : I know, but we haven't got all day.

  Edison : Okay, here it is.

  Luigi : That's it?

  Edison : That's my move.

  Luigi : After all that planning, that's your move?

  Edison : That's it.

  Luigi : I finally got you, Edison. There.

  Edison : That's it?

  Luigi : That's it.

  Edison : That's your move?

  Luigi : That's it!

  Edison : Checkmate.

• Luigi : Now we'll never get back to Brooklyn.

  Mario "Jumpman" Mario : Take it easy, Luigi. Things could be worse.

  Luigi : We're trapped in a dungeon about to be executed. How could things be any worse?

  Mario "Jumpman" Mario : Well, for one thing, the ceiling could lower until it flattens us like a pizza.

  [the spiked ceiling starts to lower] 

  Toad : Very uncool, dudes. The ceiling *is* lowering.

  Mario "Jumpman" Mario : Or the room could fill with water until we all drown like rats. Huh?

  [water fills the dungeon] 

  Princess Toadstool : We've got to get out of here!

  Mario "Jumpman" Mario : Hey, I can think of another way things could be worse.

  Luigi : Mario, please! Don't say another word!

• [last lines] 

  Luigi : Till the next time, everbody...

  Luigi , Mario "Jumpman" Mario : Do the Mario!

  Patty : Do the Mario!

• Mario Mario : Luigi? You'll have to swim across the moat and let down the drawbridge.

  Luigi : Me? But, eh, b-b-but I can't! I'm... I'm gonna have a baby!

  [Luigi pretends to groan in pain. The rest of the group stare at him incredulously, then Mario pushes Luigi up to the bridge] 

  Luigi : Eh, well, it was worth a try.