The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (TV Series)
Game Show Host/The Great Gold Coin Rush (1989)
Harvey Atkin: King Koopa
Quotes
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Calamity Clam : Why, I'm Calamity Clam. Sheriff of Lonesome Mushroom. Heh heh! Best little ghost town in the west.
Toad : Well, does this little ghost town have an assay office?
Calamity Clam : Right over yonder, stranger.
[Mario and company enter the assay office and Toad places his gold coins on the table]
Toad : Yo! Hey! Hello! Yoo-hoo! I need some assay work done here!
[Calamity Clam appears]
Calamity Clam : One assay job coming right up.
Luigi : Hey, I thought you were the sheriff.
Calamity Clam : [puts on different hats] And fire chief, and town cook. Heh heh! I also own the hat store. Heh heh heh!
Toad : Well, could you put on your assayer's hat and tell me if this is real?
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King Koopa : Well, whaddaya know? There's gold in Lonesome Mushroom. And where there's gold, there's Klaimjump Koopa!
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Calamity Clam : I don't believe what I'm seeing. Lonesome Mushroom's done become a boomtown. Heh! I'm so busy being sheriff, I don't have time to wear my other hats.
Toad : I'm sorry, Clam. This is all my fault.
Calamity Clam : Well, it could be worse, little pard! Klaimjump Koopa could be here.
[Koopa appears and lassoes Toad]
Toad : Hey!
King Koopa : Klaimjump Koopa IS here!
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Princess Toadstool : You sure this is the way to the Fire Flower mine?
Calamity Clam : Sure is. But first, we gotta go through a tomato sauce mine.
Mario : [dips his finger in the sauce and tastes it] Mmm! There's never a noodle around when you need one.
Calamity Clam : Funny you should mention that, pard. Got a vein of prime pasta noodles right here. Heh heh heh!
Mario : Mama mia! Pastariffic!
[Princess Toadstool pulls Mario away]
Princess Toadstool : No time for eating, Mario. Here's all the Fire Flowers you'll ever need.
[the group finds the Fire Flower mine]
Mario : Couldn't we just take a little pasta break?
Princess Toadstool : Please, Mario. Get super now, eat later.