The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (TV Series)

Game Show Host/The Great Gold Coin Rush (1989)

John Stocker: Toad

Quotes 

• Calamity Clam : Why, I'm Calamity Clam. Sheriff of Lonesome Mushroom. Heh heh! Best little ghost town in the west.

  Toad : Well, does this little ghost town have an assay office?

  Calamity Clam : Right over yonder, stranger.

  [Mario and company enter the assay office and Toad places his gold coins on the table] 

  Toad : Yo! Hey! Hello! Yoo-hoo! I need some assay work done here!

  [Calamity Clam appears] 

  Calamity Clam : One assay job coming right up.

  Luigi : Hey, I thought you were the sheriff.

  Calamity Clam : [puts on different hats]  And fire chief, and town cook. Heh heh! I also own the hat store. Heh heh heh!

  Toad : Well, could you put on your assayer's hat and tell me if this is real?

• Calamity Clam : I don't believe what I'm seeing. Lonesome Mushroom's done become a boomtown. Heh! I'm so busy being sheriff, I don't have time to wear my other hats.

  Toad : I'm sorry, Clam. This is all my fault.

  Calamity Clam : Well, it could be worse, little pard! Klaimjump Koopa could be here.

  [Koopa appears and lassoes Toad] 

  Toad : Hey!

  King Koopa : Klaimjump Koopa IS here!

• [Koopa falls on a cactus and is sent flying into the air] 

  Mario : There goes Klaimjump Koopa.

  Luigi : He's gonna land real hard after this jump.

  Toad : Yep. And without a single gold coin in his pocket.

  Mario : The Mushroom people get the mine, and Koopa gets the shaft.