The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (TV Series)

Mario Hillbillies/Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...? (1989)

Danny Wells: Luigi

Quotes 

• [the Mario Bros. are digging a tunnel to escape] 

  Mario : If I figured right, this tunnel will lead us straight to the princess.

  Luigi : And if you figured wrong?

  [Mario and Luigi break through a wall] 

  Mario : You had to ask.

  [Two Hammer Brothers are seen in a room] 

• [after the Mario Bros. disguise themselves as chefs, Mario knocks on King Koopa's castle door] 

  Koopa Troopa : What do you want?

  Mario : We're caterers and...

  Koopa Troopa : Caterers? We don't need no stinkin' caterers.

  [shuts the door] 

  Luigi : I told ya it wouldn't work.

  Mario : Plumbers never give up, Luigi.

  [knocks on the door again] 

  Mario : Open up! We got bug soup here! Special for King Koopa's wedding!

  Koopa Troopa : [opens back up, licking his chops]  Bug soup? Why didn't ya say so?

  Luigi : I don't believe they fell for the ol' bug soup trick.

• Luigi : Gee. Mario gets the brainstorms, and I get the backaches.

• Mario : [referring to King Koopa]  What a rotten reptile! He broke his promise to the princess!

  Luigi : Yeah. Now, what'll we do?

  Mario : We go tell the princess and stop the wedding. That's what.

  Luigi : And exactly how do we get inside the castle?

  Mario : Relax, Luigi. I got a brainstorm.