Mario and Luigi are having a regular day until Luigi cooks pasta sauce and Mario tells him the recipe for a curse so Mario has to call Elvira to help him and working together Mario and Elvira get Luigi back to normal until Mario eats the pasta sauce and in the Legend of Zelda story Zelda comes across a damsel in distress being halted by a three headed dragon and Zelda saves her then Link takes her honor until the girl turns out to be a mummy and Link easily defeats her until Ganon comes and turns Link into a frog so the triforce of wisdom tells him to find a witch who lives within the walls and must get a kiss from a princess but Ganon stops that and his fairy gives him a kiss and Link defeats Ganon.
—mst3trey