The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (TV Series)

Neatness Counts/The Bird! The Bird! (1989)

Nicole Eggert: Nicole Eggert

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Mario Mario : Time for a new day. But as we always say, neatness counts.

  Luigi : That's right, Mario. And, by the way, you have a little piece of spaghetti on your overalls.

  Mario Mario : Well, thank you, Luigi. And you have a little bit of spaghetti sauce on your shirt. As usual.

  Luigi : Really? Your shoes are dirty.

  Mario Mario : And your socks don't match.

  Luigi : Eh, you got five cavities.

  Nicole Eggert : Hello?

  Mario Mario : Hello.

  Luigi : I didn't say hello.

  Mario Mario : I didn't either.

  Nicole Eggert : [calling from behind the medicine cabinet]  Well I did. Over here.

• Nicole Eggert : [holding up an ad from the Brooklyn Times]  It says right here that you two are the best plumbers in Brooklyn and quite possibly the world.

  Luigi : Yes. That is absolutely true. Not only that, we are also very, very neat and clean. In fact, what do we always say, Mario?

  Mario Mario : 'Hey, you slob. That's my pizza.'

  Luigi : No, no. Neatness counts.

• [last lines] 

  Luigi : Until next time, everybody...

  Mario Mario , Luigi , Nicole Eggert : Do the Mario!

• Mario Mario : What are you doing in my medicine cabinet?

  Nicole Eggert : Well, I'm checking the expiration date on your toothpaste. It's very important.