The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (TV Series)
Plumbers of the Year/The Adventures of Sherlock Mario (1989)
John Stocker: Toad, Mouser, Koopa Troopa, Beezo, Flurry
Quotes
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Princess Toadstool : It's Herlock Solmes' hat and magnifying glass!
Toad : But where's Solmsey-wolmsey?
Mario : He must have been kidnapped!
Luigi : K-K-Kidnapped? B-By who?
Mario : [takes off his hat and puts on Solmes' hat] That I'm gonna find out or my name isn't Sherlock Mario!
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King Koopa : So, Mr. Smarty-pants Detective, I'll bet you can't guess what my next caper'll be.
Herlock Solmes : Elementary, my dear Kooparity. You're going to break into the Tower of Victoria and steal a new weapon, the Retro Router.
[Koopa is stunned, then looks at his minions]
King Koopa : Alright, which one of you bonehead blabbermouths spilled the beans?
Tryclyde : Heh heh! I bet it was Mouser. Heh heh!
Mouser : Koopa Troopa's the bigmouth!
Koopa Troopa : You're the one, you limburger-eating liar!
[the Koopa Pack start fighting each other]
Herlock Solmes : It was elementary, my dear Kooparity. That's just the kind of crime a crafty Koopa would commit.
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King Koopa : [after stealing the Retro Router] Soon I'll be the vilest villain to ever victimize Victoria! Ha ha! Whaddaya think of me now, Mr. Detective Defective?
Herlock Solmes : Elementary, my dear Kooparity. You're a cross between a lizard and an inferior species of toad. Your brain is smaller than a peanut. You got the lowest grades in your school and hold the world record for flunking Kindergarten the most times. When you were little, the other Koopas nicknamed you Lizard Lips and never let you play with them. You were a naughty lily-livered bullyboy and wet the bed until you were 12.
[Koopa is furious and sees his minions laughing hysterically at him]
Mouser : Ho ho ho ho! Gee, he knows you pretty good, boss!
[Koopa grabs him]
Mouser : Ow!
King Koopa : Who asked you, cheese breath?
[kicks Mouser into the wall]
King Koopa : Now get back to work! We've got a Koopa caper to commence!
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Herlock Solmes : Thank you for saving Victoria from that renegade reptile.
Toad : Ah, don't mention it, detective dude.
[Mario is searching Solmes' shelves with a magnifying glass]
Mario : There must be some food around here somewhere.
[sees something]
Mario : Hmm, looks like a lunchbox.
[Mario opens a case]
Herlock Solmes : Mario! Don't put your hand in there!
[Mario sticks his hand in the case and is bitten by something]
Mario : Yeow!
[Mario pulls out his hand, showing a small cat growling and chewing on his finger]
Herlock Solmes : That's the Killer Kitty of the Kaskervilles!
[starts pulling on the cat]
Herlock Solmes : Pull! Pull! Pull!
[Herlock Solmes, Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad try to pull the Killer Kitty off Mario's finger]
Mario : This is the first time my lunch ever took a bite out of me!
