The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (TV Series)

Rowdy Roddy's Rotten Pipes/Crocodile Mario (1989)

Danny Wells: Luigi

Quotes 

• Mario : [while sailing on a raft]  I'll look out for the danger and you steer.

  Luigi : I think you'd better steer, Mario.

  Mario : Why's that?

  Luigi : [with his eyes closed]  Because I'm not opening my eyes until we're safely outta here!

• Mario : Good news, Luigi. I think we found Koopa.

  Luigi : [sarcastically]  How lucky can we get?

• Luigi : If the boomerangs don't get us, the Birdoroo eggs will.

  Mario : Nah. We'll get away from both of them. It's those rapids we have to worry about!

• Luigi : Abandon raft! Plumbers and cowards first!

• Mario : Duck!

  [Mario and Luigi hide in a bush as crocodiles stampede past them] 

  Luigi : You're wrong, Mario. It wasn't ducks, it was crocodiles.

  Mario : Yeah, scared crocodiles.

  Luigi : Scared of what?

  Mario : That's it! Luigi, you're a genius!

  Luigi : I am? What did I say?

  Mario : Koopa! Don't you get it? They were running from Koopa. He's got the magic statue that scares crocodiles away.

  Luigi : I know he's got the magic statue. So what? We can't find him. We lost his trail.

  Mario : [points to the crocodiles' footprints]  But these crocodile tracks should lead us right to Koopa.

  Luigi : Really? I knew that. You said I was a genius.

• Mario : There's the magic statue. We'll grab it while Koopa's not looking. No worries.

  Luigi : No worries? I got plenty of worries!