The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (TV Series)
Super Plant/The Pied Koopa (1989)
Danny Wells: Luigi
Quotes
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Luigi : [about Koopa] Why would he want all of Pasta Land's bambinos?
Mayor Fettuccine : Who knows?
[Mouser appears]
Mouser : I do. Listen to this Koopagram.
[unravels a note]
Mouser : [reads] "Your children are now prisoners at Koopa Castle. I will only give them back if you give me your entire spaghetti tree crop. Signed, King Koopa." You owe him four gold coins. He sends this C.O.D.
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Luigi : Careful, Mario. There could be real danger behind that door.
Mario : [opens the door] It can't be any worse than a dungeon full of water.
[Koopa appears]
King Bowser Koopa : Wanna bet, my soggy little sink slob?
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Luigi : [still holding on to his handcuffs] You guys land in one piece?
Toad : What's the matter, Luigi? You're scared?
Luigi : I don't like high places.
Mario : It ain't high down here.
Luigi : You got a point.
[Luigi closes his eyes and lets go, but lands on Toad]
Toad : Oof! Ouch!
Luigi : What was I scared of? That was a real soft landing.
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[the Mario Bros. made instruments out of pipes]
Toad : I hope you guys can play those things.
Luigi : Are you kiddin'? We played in the Brooklyn Plumbing School band for three years.
Mario : [chuckles] Yeah, before they threw us out for eating during a concert.
Luigi : YOU were eating. I was holding your salami sandwich while you turned the page.