Superman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

The Main Man: Part II (1996)

Brad Garrett: Lobo

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Quotes 

• [after Superman lets him out] 

  Lobo : Hey, Blue. Thanks.

  [punches him] 

  Superman : What was that for?

  Lobo : Didn't want you to think I'd gone soft.

• Superman : If I let you out, do you swear to leave me and everyone else on Earth in peace?

  Lobo : The Main Man's word is his bond, man... AH!

  [He ducks aside as Superman punches a hole in the glass] 

• Preserver : Return to your enclosure immediately.

  Lobo : Who's gonna make me?

  [the small, wrinkled Preserver strains, and his outer shell breaks open, showing a huge, vicious monster emerging] 

  Lobo : ...I'm gonna have to stop saying that.

• Preserver : [in his powerful monstrous state, strangling Lobo]  How could I ever think trash like you was worth saving?

  Lobo : I got a nice smile... ?

• [as Superman and Lobo are chased by robot guards] 

  Superman : We need a decoy to draw their fire.

  Lobo : [pushing him out]  E-lected!

• Lobo : Sqweek, old buddy, you're about to witness my good deed for this century!

  Sqweek : You're gonna let me go?

  Lobo : Huh. Funny.

• Lobo : Come on, man, they've got me so stuffed with gas I can barely move! I gotta get out of here!

  Superman : So you can attack the Earth again? I don't think so.

  [walks away] 

  Lobo : All right, I don't need you! I'm the Main Man! You hear me, you rag-fragging geekwad?

  Alien Girls : Oh, my... such language.

  [the girls extend their gas nozzles and spray Lobo] 

  Lobo : It might take me a week, it might take me ten years, but I'm gonna bust out...

  [coughing] 

  Lobo : And kick that big red "S" of yours all over the galaxy! Right after I'm done nuking the earth into *guacamole*! And that's a promise!

• Lobo : [In a Preserver-induced hallucination]  Man, I don't know where I am or how I got here, but I'm glad I...

  [he walks into the wall of his cage, bringing him back to reality] 

  Lobo : Oof!

  Superman : [from the next cage]  Morning.

  Lobo : Suddenly, it's all coming back to me.

• Lobo : Fragger...

• [Superman and Lobo are dodging blaster fire from bounty hunters in the Collector's zoo] 

  Superman : Friends of yours?

  Lobo : My bridge club.

• Sqweek : It's my brother Gnaww. He's come to rescue me.

  Lobo : [flicking him head-first into a hole in the ground]  In your dreams, Sqweek.

• Lobo : And that's how come I was so late getting back here, Spewgie.

  Emperor Spooj : I knew you'd never let me down, Lobo, despite rumors to the contrary. But what about Superman and the rest of those creatures?

  Lobo : That's the weirdest part. Me, I'd have let the critters drift, or maybe host a three-year barbecue. Not old Supes. Said he had a place all picked out for 'em.

  [on Earth, Superman arrives at the Fortress of Solitude, where the creatures are safely enclosed] 

  Lobo : I guess that boy's just a sucker for hard-luck cases.

• Lobo : I think I stepped in something.

  [sinking a little into sand, he's then picked up and thrown into a wall by the tail of a large serpent-like monster] 

  Lobo : [Superman saves him from another strike]  Thanks. I owe you.

  [the monster knocks Superman down and lifts him to its mouth] 

  Lobo : Whoa. That's gonna hurt.

  Superman : [holding its mouth open]  Lobo, thought you said you owed me.

  Lobo : What, now? Oh, whoopty-fraggin'-do.

• Gnaww : We followed your bike's ion trail. It was stronger than your breath.

  Lobo : Hey! Watch what you say about my bike.

• Lobo : Soon as that gas wears off, I'm grinding that Preserver geek into kibble and feeding him to his varmints.

  Superman : We should just get our ships and leave.

  Lobo : You want to run? Fine. Your wimpy little toy rocket is in the south hangar, right where I left it. Me, I'm staying to feed Wrinkles 31 different flavors of pain.

  Preserver : [watching a surveillance monitor]  I give the lessons in discipline here, Czarnian.

• Superman : [after being zapped by the Preserver's robotic guards]  Thanks, big mouth.

  Lobo : I didn't know they were armed!

  Superman : [ducking more fire]  Neither one of us is back to full strength.

  Lobo : If they drag us back in those cages, they'll probably strap our butts to the floor with razor wire. Not that it ain't a pleasurable way to perk up an otherwise ho-hum evening, but I do have me that prisoner to deliver.