- [backstage at the club where Morecambe and Wise are performing, a troupe of scantily-clad dancing girls walk past Regan and Carter]
- Det. Sgt. George Carter: [muttering lecherously, as each girl passes] I would. I would. I would.
- [at the end of the line is a small, ugly, bandy-legged man]
- Det. Insp. Jack Regan: [muttering] I wouldn't.