- [Baloo opens a window and slides down a drain pipe, landing on top of Officer Malarkey]
- Officer Malarkey: [groans] Sweet Mother Malarkey.
- Baloo: Boy, am I glad to see you guys?
- Police Officer: We're glad to see you too.
- [places Baloo in handcuffs]
- Baloo: But I keep telling ya, I'm not a criminal!
- Officer Malarkey: Then why'd ya sit on me again?
- Baloo: [nervously] To break my fall?