TaleSpin (TV Series)

The Road to Macadamia (1991)

Ed Gilbert: Baloo

Quotes 

• Louie : [At the end of the episode; after saving the kingdom of Macadamia from a coup]  So are we going back to Macadamia?

  Baloo : Oh no, I've had enough of those nuts!

  Louie : We going out on that joke?

  Baloo : Looks like it.

• King Amok : [after Trample is exposed]  Well, anything to say, Trample?

  Chancellor Trample : [bawling]  Convict me! Jail me! Torture me!

  Louie , Baloo , Princess Lotta Lamour : Sounds fair.

• Baloo : Well, Here we are at last; On the Road to Macadamia.

  Louie : Huh, That sounds suspciously like a song cue to me.

  Baloo : Is that a request?

  Louie : No, I was warnin' the camels so they could cover their ears!

  [Camel brays] 

  Louie : See, your reputation precedes you.

• Baloo : [after crash-landing in Macadamia]  I must be alive, 'cause I hurt too much to be dead.

• Louie : [Seeing the Impoverished state of the Kingdom]  Dig, Last time we was here Macadamia was knee-deep in dough.

  [Three locals chase a chicken with cutlery] 

  Baloo : Well, it looks like the *Dough*, ran *low*.

• Chancellor Trample : Your majesty; If you allow me to wed Princess Lotta Lamour, I will donate my fortune to save the Kingdom.

  Princess Lotta Lamour : No! I will never marry Chancellor Trample! He is a loathsome, festering carbuncle on the face of our Kingdom!

  Chancellor Trample : [undeterred]  What are you *really* saying?

  Princess Lotta Lamour : Touch me, and you're *dust*, buster.

  Baloo : I like that girl's spark!

  Louie : The rest of her ain't bad, either, man.

• Princess Lotta Lamour : [after a Cobra appears under a hat]  What'll we do?

  Louie : Can't you *charm* a snake with music?

  Baloo : Yeah! I'll *sing*!

  Louie : I'll take my chances with the snake!

• Princess Lotta Lamour : I don't know what I can do to thank you.

  Louie : Well, I'd be happy to prepare a short list...

  Baloo : [picks Louie up]  And when it comes to *short*, He's an expert!

  Louie : Isn't it time for you to *hibernate*?

  [snaps Baloo's cap over his eyes] 

• Princess Lotta Lamour : [Sees Louie doing his "psychic" turn]  What is he doing?

  Baloo : An out-of-body experience; No wonder with a body like his.

  Louie : Better out of my body than out of your mind.

  [shines crystal ball in Baloo's eyes] 

  Princess Lotta Lamour : [groans]  I may go out of *mine*, if I have to marry Trample.

  Baloo : Now don't you worry blue-blooded head, ol' Babaloo will save you.

  [attempts to kiss her but Louie cuts in] 

  Louie : En contraire, Babaloo,

  [kicks him out of the way] 

  Louie : If anybody's gonna save her, it's gonna be me

  [cuddles up to Lotta] 

  Baloo : Tut, tut, now run along and scare up a seance!

  [shoves Louie out the way but, he returns and is about to hit him with the crystal ball] 

  Louie : Why, you Wolf in Bear's clothin'!

  Princess Lotta Lamour : Don't fight; You see I'm very fond of you *both*.

  [to Louie] 

  Princess Lotta Lamour : You're so Brave!

  [to Baloo] 

  Princess Lotta Lamour : You're so Strong!

  Louie , Baloo : You're so right!

  Baloo : You can count on, us Princess.

  Princess Lotta Lamour : Thank you.

  [kisses Baloo] 

  Princess Lotta Lamour : and You.

  [kisses Louie; both he and Baloo collapse love struck, Lotta sighs before leaving their suite, the guys run to the mirror to check themselves out] 

  Baloo : Guess I'm just her type.

  Louie : Yeah, Dumb, Dark and Hairy! Puff up your pillow and *dream*, I'm the guy with the Magic!

  Baloo : Good! Then why don't you just *disappear*!

  [yanks Turban down over Louie's eyes]