Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)

Let the Punishment Fit the Crime (1994)

Wesley Mann: Purdy Lee Dreyfus

Quotes 

• Geraldine Ferrett : [sees a man dragged away screaming in terror]  What was that about?

  Purdy Lee Dreyfus : Courtroom B. The judge is supposed to be real hard.

  Geraldine Ferrett : So what're you up for?

  Purdy Lee Dreyfus : Felonious auto sales.

  Geraldine Ferrett : What, you sold somebody a hot Studebaker?

  Purdy Lee Dreyfus : No, I turned the odometer back on a car I sold a guy.

  Geraldine Ferrett : [sarcastically]  Well that ought to get you 10 years.

  Purdy Lee Dreyfus : I hope so. This is a very strict town.

• Geraldine Ferrett : [dragged to her flailing]  Get your hands off me! Let go!

  [comes upon Dreyfus, sobbing with his back to her] 

  Geraldine Ferrett : Oh what are you crying about!

  Purdy Lee Dreyfus : [turns around with a bloody hole in the middle of his face]  They cut off my nose!