Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)

Mournin' Mess (1991)

Rita Wilson: Jess Gilchrist

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Quotes 

• Dale Sweeney : You sure you don't want a bite?

  [offers his burger to Jess] 

  Jess : I don't eat meat.

  Dale Sweeney : Oh god, you're not one of those, are you?

  Jess : Not exactly...

• Dale Sweeney : Jess, Jess!

  Jess : I know... I said I don't eat meat. I lied.

  Dale Sweeney : Help me, help me!

  Jess : If you don't mind, I think I'll just help myself. Mmm. I knew you were good enough to eat!

• Dale Sweeney : Well, look, y'know, I'm only doin' my job.

  Jess : You don't want to see me do mine!