- Dr. Oscar Charles: Hurry up! He's starting to stiffen up!
- Betty Spinelli: That's more than he ever did for me!
- Crypt Keeper: Hello... how are you? I'm Fearest Gump. Hi, care for a shockolate?
- [shows a man that looks like Alfred Hitchcock near him]
- Crypt Keeper: You sure? My mummy always said: life is like a box of shockolates, you never know what you gonna get... Some times you get a fudgescream, sometimes you get nuguts...
- [two people walk by the Crypt Keeper]
- Crypt Keeper: Know what else mummy said? She said: scary is as scary does. Which brings to mind the man in tonight's terror tale. He's just dying to get out of the mess he's in... literally! It's a little piece of horrid candy I call: You, murderer.
- Crypt Keeper: You know, I kind of feel sorry for Lou. Surely, there's got to be an easier way to get an Oscar. I hope my story didn't scare you too much Mr. Hitchcock. Actually, I'm a very big fan of yours. If you want, you can tell me a story.
- [pans over to see Mr. Hitchcock's skeleton being pecked by crows and then pans back to the Crypt Keeper]
- Crypt Keeper: Hmm, I guess he knows the pecking order now.