Tales from the Darkside (TV Series)

Everybody Needs a Little Love (1987)

Jerry Orbach: Roberts

Quotes 

• Roberts : [discussing divorce with a drinking buddy]  I say good riddance to 'em... the dames. We're better off without 'em.

  Curtis : Yeah, except that what gets me is the way everyone treats you once you're solo. You ever notice that?

  Roberts : Aw, come on, don't go into that again, will ya?

  Curtis : Nah, nah, you get the worst tables in restaurants, your married friends don't call you any more... ahhh, without the other half, you're strictly half-assed.