Terry and the Pirates (TV Series)

Diplomatic Passport (1952)

Jack Reitzen: Chopstick Joe

Quotes 

• Hotshot Charlie : Flight Lee to Air Cathay, Flight Lee to Air Cathay. Tanzan airport - paging one ex-numbers king. Are you there, Chops?

  Chopstick Joe : Air Cathay to Flight Lee, Air Cathay to Flight Lee. Look, flyboy, make with a little dignity. You want people to think I'm a bum? Over.

  Hotshot Charlie : Making an early approach now, oh illustrious, magnificent employer. Three minutes out.

  Chopstick Joe : You got a lady on board - Miss de Lautrec?

  Hotshot Charlie : Lady? This one's a doll! With more assets than you've got liabilities, Chops.

• Chopstick Joe : Car is awaiting around the bend, Miss Detroyic

  Arlette : de Lautrec.

  Chopstick Joe : So sorry. If names do not have a Wong or Chang, I get all balled up.

• Terry Lee : Start at the prologue and keep going.

  Chopstick Joe : Okay, you win. Have you ever heard of Lucky Laverne?

  Hotshot Charlie : Heard, read and smelt. Stars and stripes' number one bad boy.