That '70s Show (TV Series)
A Legal Matter (2004)
Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso
Quotes
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Michael Kelso : Come on, Eric, we're a team.
Jackie Burkhart : Yeah. Michael is the looks, Steven is the brain, and you? Your house has food.
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Michael Kelso : I can't believe I'm the stooge.
Jackie Burkhart : Michael, it's just the way some people are, okay? Some people are lazy, some people are clumsy, some people are stooges.
Steven Hyde : You're lucky enough to be all three.
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Michael Kelso : You guys are making a pretty good case that I'm the stooge.
Steven Hyde : Well, if you're not, there's a guy who's about to step on a rake that I really wanna meet.
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Michael Kelso : Look, this whole thing started because I'm the stooge, and I can't be the stooge because I'm gonna be a dad soon, and no kid can look up to his dad if he's a stooge, unless the kid's a stooge, too, and then I wouldn't love him anyway...
