That '70s Show (TV Series)

Eric Gets Suspended (1999)

Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso

Quotes 

• Michael Kelso : I'm just saying... How can I tell you this without hurting your feelings? Oh, I know! Jackie, I don't want your stupid things in my cool van.

  [Jackie gasps and storms out] 

  Michael Kelso : Wait! I didn't say *you* were stupid, just everything you like!

• Hyde : Forman's first suspension. I'm so proud.

  Michael Kelso : Whoa, back up. Why'd he get suspended?

  Donna Pinciotti : Because he's stupid.

  Michael Kelso : [terrified]  They can do that?