That '70s Show (TV Series)
Hyde's Father (2000)
Wilmer Valderrama: Fez
Quotes
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Fez : And I wasted a whole day thinking up my fake name.
Steven Hyde : Yeah. Sorry, Fez. Let's drink.
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Michael Kelso : Hey, Fez. Nice ass!
Fez : Why, thank you, Kelso.
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Jackie Burkhart : Whoa, Fez! What are you doing?
Fez : Showing off my joie de vivre. You like?
Jackie Burkhart : No!
Fez : So, what? This was all a waste? The pants, the chest, the manly smell... The Jackie, hello, Jackie, Jackie... Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie... Worthless?
Michael Kelso : Not worthless. Hilarious!
Jackie Burkhart : Okay. Look, Fez, you're not bad looking. I mean some girls like the exotic, grimy look, but only the cheapest, most sluttiest girls will like that.
Fez : I see.
Laurie Forman : [walks in, looks at Fez] Damn, Fez! Looking good!