That '70s Show (TV Series)

Hyde's Father (2000)

Lisa Robin Kelly: Laurie Forman

Quotes 

• Laurie Forman : [about Hyde eating at the Formans' house]  Daddy works really hard and nothing here is cheap.

  Eric Forman : Except you.

  Laurie Forman : Believe me, I'm not cheap.

  Eric Forman : [with a straight face]  Fine. Free. Whatever.

• Jackie Burkhart : Whoa, Fez! What are you doing?

  Fez : Showing off my joie de vivre. You like?

  Jackie Burkhart : No!

  Fez : So, what? This was all a waste? The pants, the chest, the manly smell... The Jackie, hello, Jackie, Jackie... Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie... Worthless?

  Michael Kelso : Not worthless. Hilarious!

  Jackie Burkhart : Okay. Look, Fez, you're not bad looking. I mean some girls like the exotic, grimy look, but only the cheapest, most sluttiest girls will like that.

  Fez : I see.

  Laurie Forman : [walks in, looks at Fez]  Damn, Fez! Looking good!