That '70s Show (TV Series)
I Can See for Miles (2004)
Debra Jo Rupp: Kitty Forman
Quotes
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Reginald "Red" Forman : Shoes are an inappropriate gift to give another man.
Kitty Forman : Well, what about when you joined the service? Another man issued you your boots.
Reginald "Red" Forman : But then he gave me a gun, so I let it go.
Kitty Forman : Well, why don't you just accept the shoes because Bob is your friend?
Reginald "Red" Forman : You don't understand how men work. We don't give each other presents. We pretty much ignore each other until someone scores a touchdown.
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Reginald "Red" Forman : I do too have friends - I have lots of friends!
Kitty Forman : Name one.
Reginald "Red" Forman : Charlie, from Korea - he's a friend!
Kitty Forman : When's the last time you were in touch with him?
Reginald "Red" Forman : On the boat over from Korea... We said everything we had to say!
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Bob Pinciotti : [Bob gives Red a gift] You're welcome, big guy.
Reginald "Red" Forman : What's this for?
Bob Pinciotti : No reason. I have been thinking about you and how much we have been through a lot.
Reginald "Red" Forman : No, we haven't.
[Opens the box and finds new shoes]
Kitty Forman : Oh, he gave you shoes. What do you say, Red?
Reginald "Red" Forman : [to Bob] What the hell's wrong with you?
Kitty Forman : Or we say, "Thank you, very much.".
Reginald "Red" Forman : [to Bob] Don't you think it's a little odd for a man to be giving another man a pair of shoes?
Bob Pinciotti : I saw them. I thought they would go nice with your tan pants.
Reginald "Red" Forman : Quit thinking about my pants. My legs and what covers them is my business.
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Kitty Forman : He's very sensitive about his legs, which he shouldn't be - they're like a lady dancer's!... Oh, maybe that's why he's so sensitive...