That '70s Show (TV Series)

I'm Free (2003)

Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso

Quotes 

• Michael Kelso : Alright. At first, when you told me that I was off the hook, I was, like, totally psyched, right? But then I started to think about it, and... I don't want to be off the hook. I wanna be a part of this kid's life.

  Brooke : Michael, I didn't let you off the hook to be nice. I just don't think you understand what it means to have a baby.

  [Brooke stands, collects the leftovers of her meal and walks away. Kelso follows her] 

  Michael Kelso : No, but I do. It... it means taking him to teeball games, and... and teaching him how to ride a bike, and... taking him to the doctor when he's sick.

  Brooke : And what if it's a girl?

  Michael Kelso : Oh, it's not gonna be a girl. We did it standing up.

  [Donna facepalms] 

  Brooke : [nods]  Uh-huh.

• [Jackie, Donna and Hyde chide Kelso for not taking responsibility for Brooke's baby] 

  Steven Hyde : Kelso, you know what you should do, but your not gonna do it because you're too much of a tool.

  Michael Kelso : You know what? It's real easy to talk about the right thing to do when it's not your life!

  [Kelso walks away. Hyde looks after him disgustedly] 

  Steven Hyde : Tool.

  Jackie Burkhart : Oh, Steven. You're sensitive to this because your father ditched you, too. This is so foxy.

  Steven Hyde : Hey, why don't we go down to my room? Tell you about the time my mom got so loaded on mouthwash, she lost our rent money at the track.

  [Jackie nods excitedly. She and Hyde hug each other and enter the house]