That '70s Show (TV Series)

It's Only Rock and Roll (2004)

Topher Grace: Eric Forman

Quotes 

• Eric Forman : Mom, maybe you should stop worrying about everyone else so much and start thinking about yourself. Maybe you should find something to enrich your life. Oh! May I suggest the teachings of the Jedi?

  Reginald "Red" Forman : And may I suggest the footing of your ass?

  [Eric waves his hand, imitating Obi-Wan Kenobi's gesture of mind trick] 

  Eric Forman : This is not the ass you're looking for.

• Michael Kelso : Hey, have you guys seen Fez? He was supposed to meet me at the Hub, like, an hour ago.

  Eric Forman : Where's the last place you saw him?

  Michael Kelso : Down in the basement... with a box of Playboys...

  Jackie Burkhart : Oh, my God!

  Eric Forman : I'll get the first aid kit...

• Michael Kelso : [Trying to pry the box of Playboys out of Fez's hands]  Fez, you're... you're not letting go...

  Fez : Look, a robot!

  [Kelso turns to see and Fez runs out of the basement with the box of Playboys] 

  Eric Forman : Man, you fall for that every time!

  Michael Kelso : Yeah, well one day there's GONNA BE a robot, and all YOU suckers are gonna miss it!