- Eric Forman: Mom, maybe you should stop worrying about everyone else so much and start thinking about yourself. Maybe you should find something to enrich your life. Oh! May I suggest the teachings of the Jedi?
- Reginald "Red" Forman: And may I suggest the footing of your ass?
- [Eric waves his hand, imitating Obi-Wan Kenobi's gesture of mind trick]
- Eric Forman: This is not the ass you're looking for.
- Kitty Forman: [At breakfast, Red and Eric concentrated on eating; Kitty lets out an exaggerated sigh. Red and Eric glance at each other warily, Kitty lets out an even more exaggerated sigh, and they lower their heads and start eating more rapidly] Isn't anybody going to ask me how I feel?
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Well, of course, honey! Eric, ask your mother how she feels.
- Michael Kelso: Hey, have you guys seen Fez? He was supposed to meet me at the Hub, like, an hour ago.
- Eric Forman: Where's the last place you saw him?
- Michael Kelso: Down in the basement... with a box of Playboys...
- Jackie Burkhart: Oh, my God!
- Eric Forman: I'll get the first aid kit...
- Michael Kelso: [Trying to pry the box of Playboys out of Fez's hands] Fez, you're... you're not letting go...
- Fez: Look, a robot!
- [Kelso turns to see and Fez runs out of the basement with the box of Playboys]
- Eric Forman: Man, you fall for that every time!
- Michael Kelso: Yeah, well one day there's GONNA BE a robot, and all YOU suckers are gonna miss it!
- Donna Pinciotti: [Watching Midge and Donna do tai chi] What are they doing?
- Jackie Burkhart: I think it's a kind of karate where they kill you with jiggle.
- Midge Pinciotti: [to Donna] And that's how you do tai chi.
- [to Kelso and Fez]
- Midge Pinciotti: Think you boys are ready to try now?
- Jackie Burkhart: [Leering] Nah, I think we need to watch you two a little more...
- Steven Hyde: Kelso, I thought you were going to start respecting women now that you have a daughter!
- Jackie Burkhart: I AM, but you two are grandfathered in