- Reginald "Red" Forman: Look. What Eric and Steven did was bad. But, you sneaking around with Kelso? That's just unpleasant.
- Laurie Forman: But, Daddy, I'm not seeing Kelso.
- Steven Hyde: Untrue!
- Eric Forman: A damnable lie!
- Eric: I love the Bradys. Hey, did you ever see the one where Mr. Brady went insane and put bells on all the doors?
- [both Eric and Hyde laugh]
- Red: Hey, did you ever see the one where Greg was a real wise-ass, so Mr. Brady took him outside and cleaned his clock?
- Laurie: Did you ever see the one where I hated living here?
- [Laurie storms out]
- Hyde: That one's my favorite.
- Kitty Forman: [to Laurie] Where do you think you're going?
- Laurie Forman: To night church?
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Sorry, curfews for everyone.
- Laurie Forman: But, Daddy!