That '70s Show (TV Series)
Red and Stacey (2001)
Topher Grace: Eric Forman
Quotes
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Eric Forman : She likes Red.
Donna Pinciotti : Oh, my God!
Michael Kelso : You're gonna have to leave town!
Eric Forman : Why?
Michael Kelso : 'Cause we're gonna tell *everyone*!
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Eric Forman : So, you like my dad?
Stacy : Yeah! Do you know if he's seeing anyone?
Eric Forman : YES! MY MOM! And they've picked out furniture, so I know it's serious.
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Eric Forman : [talking to himself] So, I'm a duck, huh? We'll see who's a duck!
[Red enters]
Eric Forman : Oh, hey, man. We need to talk! Stacey doesn't want me, and it's your fault! You were too tough on me, and now I'm soft!
Reginald "Red" Forman : Oh, boo-hoo!
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Eric Forman : How come Red's such a hard-ass, and I'm... It's like, when a bear has a baby, it's a little bear! I'm like... a duck.
Donna Pinciotti : Eric, you were a bear when you were born. Red pounded you into the duck we know and love.