- Eric Forman: She likes Red.
- Donna Pinciotti: Oh, my God!
- Michael Kelso: You're gonna have to leave town!
- Eric Forman: Why?
- Michael Kelso: 'Cause we're gonna tell *everyone*!
- Steven Hyde: [to Eric] You're soft.
- Donna Pinciotti, Michael Kelso: [Leaning over to Hyde, and in unison] How soft is he, Hyde?
- Steven Hyde: [pauses] Softer than Liberace at the Playboy mansion.
- [They all start laughing again]
- Fez: It's time that you two left. Now, good day!
- Donna Pinciotti, Jackie Burkhart: But, Fez...
- Rhonda: [shouts] HE SAID, "GOOD DAY"!
- Rhonda: Crap-alula. Fez just asked me out. I'm so nervous. I've never been on a real date. What am I gonna wear?
- Michael Kelso: Who cares? You could be naked, with a welding hat, and Fez would still be all over you.
- Rhonda: That sounds like fun!
- Eric Forman: So, you like my dad?
- Stacy: Yeah! Do you know if he's seeing anyone?
- Eric Forman: YES! MY MOM! And they've picked out furniture, so I know it's serious.
- Eric Forman: [talking to himself] So, I'm a duck, huh? We'll see who's a duck!
- [Red enters]
- Eric Forman: Oh, hey, man. We need to talk! Stacey doesn't want me, and it's your fault! You were too tough on me, and now I'm soft!
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Oh, boo-hoo!
- Eric Forman: How come Red's such a hard-ass, and I'm... It's like, when a bear has a baby, it's a little bear! I'm like... a duck.
- Donna Pinciotti: Eric, you were a bear when you were born. Red pounded you into the duck we know and love.
- Kitty Forman: Well, who's this Stacey who doesn't like my son? I have half a mind to call her mother!