That '70s Show (TV Series)
Red's Birthday (1999)
Kurtwood Smith: Red Forman
Quotes
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Kitty Forman : Bob and Midge want to take us out to dinner tonight.
Reginald "Red" Forman : Bob and Midge? Kitty, it's my birthday!
Kitty Forman : I know, but they like you and they want you to have fun on your birthday, like I do.
Reginald "Red" Forman : If they really liked me, they'd leave me alone.
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[to Bob and Midge]
Reginald "Red" Forman : So, you two are going to save your marriage by dating strangers. Great.
Midge Pinciotti : When you say it like that, Red, it sounds stupid.
Reginald "Red" Forman : Okay, Midge, say it so it *doesn't* sound stupid.
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Reginald "Red" Forman : I'm sorry, I've lost my appetite!
[Looks down at his plate]
Reginald "Red" Forman : Oh, my, that's a nice-looking piece of steak.