- Now Steven has discovered to be married in Las Vegas, airhead Sam(antha)'s profession there, stripper, is as nightmarish to Kitty as it seems every (straight) man's dream come true to Kelso, who bumbles with handcuffs. Leo has held a weed orgy with strangers in the record shop, but Hyde can't fire him, even hires fellow youngster Randy Pearson who applies because Leo put a sign up. Randy proves too inventive to let go. Getting drunk, 'scorned' Jackie shows the whole bar both her stupid arrogance and too much anatomy. Fez also gets seduced but not really.—KGF Vissers
- Steven is discovered to be married in Las Vegas. Red nominated Hyde to the new town dumb-ass. Hyde claims that he and Sam hung out for 3 weeks and then one-night they got really drunk. He woke up with a killer hangover and decided to get out of town before he did anything stupid. Sam has pictures of their wedding at a chapel called "Weddings and Waffles". The bride jumped out of her own cake.
Airhead Samantha's profession there, stripper, is as nightmarish to Kitty as it seems every (straight) man's dream come true to Kelso. Kelso loves Hyde for marrying a stripper. Kelso asks Sam relentlessly to let him see her breasts.
Sam wears scanty clothes all the time. Kitty is very uncomfortable with a stripper staying in her home. Kitty wants Red to kick Sam out of the house. Red (Kurtwood Smith) keeps trying to avoid Sam, unsuccessfully. Sam tries to show Red her work clothes and how tiny they are. Eventually Kitty and Red tell Hyde that this marriage is not in his interests. Red says that he and Sam barely know each other. Sam offers to pack up her things and leave if that's what Hyde wants. Hyde wants Sam to stay.
Hyde goes to the record shop to take charge back from Leo. Turns out Leo (Tommy Chong) has held a weed orgy with strangers in the record shop. Hyde is livid at Leo for almost putting him out of business but can't fire him (even after getting stoned). Hyde even hires fellow youngster Randy Pearson (Josh Meyers) who applies because Leo put a sign up. Kelso bumbles with handcuffs and cuffs himself while in the circle.
Randy proves too inventive to let go. He makes Leo pose as one of the band members of Almond Brother whose albums the record store had way too many of. This way they sell a bucket load of albums very quickly. Also, he organizes all records alphabetically. Hyde proposes to give Leo a hat and some sunglasses to move some ZZ Top albums in their inventory. Kelso might be pretty enough to pass off as Cher. Randy is the new Senior Vice President in charge of scams.
Jackie takes Donna out for drinks to get over her embarrassment from Hyde. Jackie is wearing a very provocative dress that is designed to make men want her. But Donna gets hit on at the bar way more than Jackie. Getting drunk, 'scorned' Jackie shows the whole bar both her stupid arrogance and too much anatomy. The strap of her dress comes off and the whole bar can see her right boob.
Fez also gets seduced by a girl in the bar. The girl says that she never got approval from her parents and so she is trying to find it somewhere else by having sex. Fez believes he has hit the jackpot. But, unknown to Kelso, she is part of a swinger couple. The guy was hitting on Donna all night, and the girl was hitting on Fez. They say that hitting on other people in a bar makes them realize how hot they are for each other.
Jackie tells Hyde that they are through. She says that she is through with guys in general as she made a fool out of herself for both Kelso and Hyde and got nothing to show for it.
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