- Michael Kelso: [to Hyde] So, if you're not gonna fire Randy and you're not gonna fire Leo, I have a question: Can I see your wife's boobs?
- Red Forman: I don't think Steven knew what he was doing - I think he was as snockered as you were on St. Patrick's Day.
- Kitty Forman: That green punch sneaks RIGHT UP on you!
- Kitty Forman: Oh, she's staying... I guess I'll go set an extra place at the table for stripper
- [correcting herself]
- Kitty Forman: - supper!
- Randy Pearson: What we need is a crazy way to get Hyde to the party...
- Michael Kelso: Wait a minute, I'm a COP!
- Randy Pearson: That's right - Fez and I can take him out in the El Camino, and you pull us over and arrest us, and take Hyde to the party in a police car!
- Michael Kelso: No, I left my gun at the playground!
- [Runs out in a panic]
- Kitty Forman: [to Samantha] Plus, I saw a made-for-tv movie where someone like you moved in and killed the whole family!
- Kitty Forman: How DARE you bring strippers into my home! The whole place smells of strawberries and baby oil!