That '70s Show (TV Series)

Stone Cold Crazy (2005)

Don Knotts: The Landlord

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Quotes 

• Fez : [Last lines]  Okay. Here's how you make fruit salad. First, let me squeeze those melons.

  Jackie Burkhart : [the Landlord is eavesdropping on Fez and Jackie]  Oh, aren't they nice and firm?

  Fez : Yes. Now grab my banana.

  Jackie Burkhart : Oh, it's huge!

  The Landlord : [Opens the door and rushes into the apartment]  Alright, you perverts! Stop it right now!

  [sees that he was mistaken] 

  The Landlord : Another fruit salad? Why can't they ever be having sex?