That '70s Show (TV Series)

Thanksgiving (1998)

Kurtwood Smith: Red Forman

Quotes 

• Red : Eric, Donna just came through here looking very upset. Would you have any idea what that's about?

  Eric : I have no idea. She seemed fine when we... You already know, don't you?

  Red : Of course I know. Donna is such a sweet kid. How could you do this to her?

  Eric : I don't know. You know, it seems like bad things are always happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

  Red : Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass. Now fix it.

• Steven Hyde : [after seeing Donna leave]  I guess Donna didn't take it very well.

  Red : Take what well?

  [Turns around to look at Kelso] 

  Michael Kelso : Eric made out with Kate.

  Red : Anything else?

  Fez : Your son is a whore.