That '70s Show (TV Series)

Thanksgiving (1998)

Topher Grace: Eric Forman

Quotes 

• Red : Eric, Donna just came through here looking very upset. Would you have any idea what that's about?

  Eric : I have no idea. She seemed fine when we... You already know, don't you?

  Red : Of course I know. Donna is such a sweet kid. How could you do this to her?

  Eric : I don't know. You know, it seems like bad things are always happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

  Red : Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass. Now fix it.

• Eric : Donna, I am so glad you came.

  Donna Pinciotti : I only came because my Mom made me, okay?

  Steven Hyde : [Comes in to greet Donna]  Donna, alright, good to see you. I got you some pie.

  Donna Pinciotti : I don't want any stupid pie.

  [Leaves] 

  Steven Hyde : What? I didn't kiss her!