- Kitty Forman: And, Eric, he needs quiet, so no shenanigans.
- Eric: Mom, please. I haven't shenaniganned in about six years. I've hooliganned, I've no-good-nikked, I've ne'er-done-well, just yesterday I found myself rabble-rousing...
- Red Forman: Will you shut up!
- Michael Kelso: [Eric enters the kitchen wearing one of Donna's blouses] Forman, just 'cause there's a sale at Penney's doesn't mean you gotta buy everything!
- Michael Kelso: Now, I'm going to drink my raw eggs.
- Jackie Burkhart: Oh, Michael, no.
- Michael Kelso: No, Jackie, wait until I finish my eggs.
- Jackie Burkhart: But, Michael...
- Michael Kelso: Jackie, whatever it is, it can wait until I finish my eggs!
- Jackie Burkhart: Fine!
- [Kelso drinks the raw eggs]
- Michael Kelso: There. Now, what is it that's so important that you had to tell me?
- Jackie Burkhart: You're allergic to eggs.
- [Kelso thinks and then laughs]
- Michael Kelso: Oh, yeah, I am.
- Michael Kelso: [still laughing] I have to go to the hospital now.
- [Jackie and Kelso sit at The Hub]
- Jackie Burkhart: Michael, do you think I'm immature?
- Michael Kelso: No, you're almost fully grown.
- Jackie Burkhart: Well... Steven thinks so. Apparently, I'm immature, and that skank in the leather jacket is what? Cool? Well, I can be cool. People can change. Olivia Newton-John did it for John Travolta, and that movie was totally realistic.
- [Jackie's daydream: she and Donna enter The Hub. Jackie wears the same tight, black outfit that Olivia Newton-John wore in the "You're The One That I Want" song scene in the movie "Grease". The guys are playing the arcade machine. Eric, Kelso and Fez turn around]
- Eric Forman: [bites his hand] Wow!
- Michael Kelso: [shakes his hand] Yowza!
- Fez: [smiles, rubbing his belly] Yummy!
- [Hyde turns around. He takes off his sunglasses, astonished to see Jackie - similarly to Danny Zuko's reaction when he saw how Sandy changed]
- Steven Hyde: Jackie?
- Jackie Burkhart: Tell me about it, Steve.
- [the music of "You're The One That I Want" plays in the background. The gang starts dancing]
- Steven Hyde: [in John Travolta's voice] I got chills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control, for the power you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'...
- Jackie Burkhart: [in Olivia Newton-John's voice] You better shape up, 'cause I need a man, and my heart is set on you. You better shape up, you better understand, to my heart I must be true...
- Steven Hyde: [in John Travolta's voice] Nothin' left, nothin' left for me and you...
- Jackie Burkhart, Steven Hyde: You're the one that I want, ooh, ooh, ooh, honey. The one that I want, ooh, ooh, ooh, honey. The one that I want, ooh, ooh, ooh. The one I need. Oh, yes, indeed...
- [Hyde hugs Jackie. The music fades]
- Steven Hyde: [in his normal voice] Oh, Jackie, you're so much cooler than that skank I was with before. Please take me back, 'cause we belong together like Bop-boppa-loo-bop, sha-walla, sha-bang, sha-bang...
- [Jackie and Hyde kiss passionately. The gang is overjoyed that the two are back together]
- Michael Kelso: Ah! The whole gang is back together again.
- [Fez kisses Eric on his cheek]
- Eric Forman: Yes, they did it!
- Donna Pinciotti: This is so great for the whole...
- [end of Jackie's daydream]
- Eric: [to allergic Kelso] How ya doin' back there, Kels'?
- [Kelso sits up and Eric sees his grotesquely swollen face]
- Eric: OH, MY GOD!
- Michael Kelso: What?
- Eric: [faltering] Nothing, we're just surprised at how... good you look.
- Michael Kelso: Ah. It's the headband. I'm wearing headbands now.
- Eric: [finding Kitty passed out on the basement sofa, shakes her] Mom?
- Kitty Forman: [leaps up] FABRIC SOFTENER! I'm awake!
- Donna Pinciotti: [realizing the group of little boys are trying to peek down her cleavage, Donna pinches the instigator's arm] Get a good look, you little perv?
- Little Boy: [to his cohorts] She touched me, and it was awesome!
- Kitty Forman: Here you go, ham and egg whites - no yolks, they're bad for you.
- Red Forman: But the yellow part is the baby bird - that's the part I want to eat!