- Midge Pinciotti: Donna, your negativity is bruising our auras. Please leave.
- Donna Pinciotti: Gladly.
- Bob Pinciotti: Oh, and honey, we're also exploring tantric sex. So, if you hear any strange noises coming from Mommy and Daddy's bedroom...
- Donna Pinciotti: Ew! Why must you guys freak me out on a daily basis?
- [on the way to the club in Chicago]
- Fez: People are so friendly around here. Two women on the corner just offered to have sex with me.
- Steven Hyde: Yeah, for money, Fez.
- Fez: I could not ask them for money.
- [pauses]
- Fez: Or, could I?