- Reginald "Red" Forman: [on Fez getting hurt] So, you were chasing him on the roof because he took your little rubber ball?
- Eric Forman: No, it wasn't a ball. It was a Super Ball.
- Steven Hyde: Yeah, you should see that thing bounce! It's pretty super.
- Reginald "Red" Forman: [annoyed] Dumbasses.
- Michael Kelso: Oh, I've seen this movie. See, those guys think Cary Grant's a secret agent but he's not. It's a case of mistaken identity.
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Right, like you've mistaken me for someone who wants you here.
- Michael Kelso: You want to see Fez and Eric run around? Someone might get hurt. It's funny when people get hurt.
- Steven Hyde: Especially when they're in their underwear.
- Jackie Burkhart: Michael, the only one dumb enough to get hurt around here is you.
- Michael Kelso: Okay, Jackie, I'm really starting to get sick-
- [cuts his finger on soda can]
- Michael Kelso: OWW!