That '70s Show (TV Series)

Young Man Blues (2004)

Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso

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Quotes 

• Michael Kelso : Damn, I always wanted to put a dog in handcuffs!

• Steven Hyde : [Over police walkie-talkie]  Hey, Kelso, did you get the cop car back before your boss found out it was missing?

  Michael Kelso : [to his training officer]  Okay, I can explain that...

  Colette : [Waking up in the back seat, rubbing her eyes]  Where am I?

  Michael Kelso : Yeah, I CAN'T explain that...