- Laura's 24 year-old cat, Pum'kin, is old and smelly. George realize it's time to put the cat to sleep but is afraid to talk to Laura about it. Laura notices that George isn't as amorous as he used to be and is afraid she is the one that's old and smelly. While Laura tries to solve her female hygiene problems, George breaks Jack Kevorkian out of prison to help him kill the cat.—Joe Trutin
- It starts with George Bush celebrating their cat's 24th birthday. Then, George, Larry, and Carl debate about putting the cat to sleep and also Larry brings up the suicide assistant, Jack Kevorkian, who helped people with terminal illnesses commit suicide. Meanwhile, Laura tells Maggie that she's wondering why George hasn't had sex with her like he used to, in the middle of that debate, Laura walks near the entrance to the room to tell George about it, and overhears them talking about the cat, hearing that it's old and smelly and hair is falling out...and thinks they are talking about her vagina! Thinking that that's why he hasn't had sex with her like he used to. She tells it to Maggie and she suggests that there's a tribe called the Punanees that have an all natural holistic scrub treatment. Laura refuses and decides to go get douche for her vagina. She tells George about going to the doctor, and George thinks she's talking about putting the cat to sleep. A while later, it is revealed to George that she didn't put the cat to sleep. Then Laura comes back with two douches and George thinks the douche is something to put the cat to sleep. He takes one and Laura wonders why as she goes to her room. George and Larry try to put the cat to sleep with the douche and it doesn't seem to work. They don't seem to realize that they are using douche and Larry suggests that it's best to have Jack Kevorkian do the trick. That night, he dreams about being on his deathbed in horrible pain, wanting someone to help him die with dignity. Then a Karl Rove clown says, "Sorry George, that's against the law, you just have to suffer!" and laughs hysterically. The next morning, George says that thing she got from the doctor didn't work. Laura thinks that her vagina is still not good enough. She tells George that she's going to go away for a day. George thinks it is because she doesn't want to see the cat put to sleep. She tells Maggie that she's going to go the Punanees to get that all natural holistic treatment. Meanwhile, George has decided to break a suicide assistant, Jack Kevorkian, out of jail. Maggie and Laura arrive at the Punanee tribe and after the chief had her sign some papers, she's put on a stone table and a weird hose sprays suds into her vagina. Back at the White House, Jack Kevorkian puts cords on the cat and says that the cat must push the button to activate the killing device, says it's important that the dying should end their own life. The police arrive and George hides everything and Jack Kevorkian disguises himself as Laura. And the police are fooled, as they walk out, they think they should get a warrant so they can look around, because they suspect that George Bush is Jack Kevorkian. And the cat keeps struggling to push the button, it lasts until the next morning, when the police come back and see what George is trying to do and at first thinks he's Jack Kevorkian, and Karl says Jack Kevorkian is the one dressed like Laura. At that moment, Laura comes in, sees a man dressed like her and says "George, was it really that bad?" and Maggie wonders what they are doing to the cat. Then the police start to mace Laura, thinking she was Jack Kevorkian. A bit of a struggle and George calls for silence and says that there's nothing wrong with having a man end his own life and it's time we stopped persecuting suicide assistants. Laura is totally bewildered. And the cat finally succeeds in pushing the button and explodes into little pieces of fur. That night, George is amused at how they both misunderstood each other. Laura says this happened because she was reluctant to tell George about it in the first place, but now she realizes that she could talk to her husband about anything. George told her he just didn't have good sex with her because he has a sore tooth, and once he gets it pulled, he'll be down there like a Malaysian pearl diver. And Laura says "Using our mouths is better than beating around the bush." And George says, "Ho,ho,ho. One of these days, Laura. I'm gonna punch you in the face!"
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