- Faith Yokas: [as Bosco is reading "Opera for Dummies"] Opera For Dummies? Boy, they sure knew their market.
- Maurice Boscorelli: Shut up.
- Maurice Boscorelli: [to Faith] You know what you told me once when I messed up? All you can do is try to learn from it, do it different next time.
- Faith Yokas: I said that?
- Maurice Boscorelli: Pretty smart, huh?
- Faith Yokas: Yeah, apparently I have my moments.
- John Sullivan: [as Sully and Davis see two drunks fighting] Looks like we found our combatants.
- Tyrone Davis: Either that or a ballroom dance competition.
- Monte Parker: [after Vangie files a complaint against Carlos]
- [to Carlos]
- Monte Parker: Well, what'd you expect her to do? Nominate you city employee of the year?
- Carlos Nieto: She's messing with my career. I... I can't believe this.
- Monte Parker: She's probably just looking for what the baby's entitled to: health insurance, child support, benefits. She protects herself now, she can have your wages garnished if you don't pay what's ordered.
- Carlos Nieto: What, are you on her side?
- Monte Parker: Well, you know, I guess if there's a side to take, yeah.
- Carlos Nieto: I can't have this complaint in my jacket. No, this could have repercussions beyond the job. Might even affect med school.
- Monte Parker: Oh, come on. How could it affect that?
- Carlos Nieto: I don't know. Maybe some kind of morals thing?
- Monte Parker: Like them finding out you don't have any?