- Jack Tripper: [limping along on crutches] Chrissy, stay close to me, huh? In case I fail, I'd like something soft to land on.
- Jack Tripper: [spoiled patient] Oh, Chrissy, you're a regular Florence Nightingale!
- Chrissy Snow: Aw, I don't sing that well.
- Jack Tripper: [in bed after falling down the stairs] I wonder if I'll still be able to have children?
- Chrissy Snow: Sure. You ought to wait until your leg heals, though.
- Chrissy Snow: I once had a date with a basketball player.
- Jack Tripper: Oh, how was he?
- Chrissy Snow: So-so.
- Jack Tripper: Wasn't he good company?
- Chrissy Snow: I don't know. He was so tall, everything he said went right over my head.