Three's Company (TV Series)

The Loan Shark (1979)

Suzanne Somers: Chrissy Snow

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Chrissy Snow : [to Jack's consternation, couldn't find the hidden Government check in her right shoe, then found it in the left]  Well, I only missed by one.

• Chrissy Snow : [threw away the day's mail]  What do you want me to do about it? Go down to the city dump and dig up ten blocks of trash?

  Jack Tripper : [considers her offer]  No, that would take too long.

  [exasperated, slams his hand into his fist] 

  Janet Wood : Jack, couldn't the Government just rush out a duplicate check?

  Jack Tripper : The Government *rush*?

  [cynical laugh] 

• Chrissy Snow : Harry called him a loan shark, but he seemed more like a guppy to me.

• Jack Tripper : Where are the loan papers?

  Chrissy Snow : There aren't any. He said all he needed was your name, your address and your next of kin.

• Jack Tripper : Okay, Chrissy, what's this Bustamante's address? I - I gotta get this money back to him right away.

  Chrissy Snow : Oh, you don't have to worry. He said when it was time he'd come looking for you.

• Jack Tripper : Yeah, Janet, she's a married woman, and her husband's a real tough cookie. Are you sure she was talking about getting it on with me?

  Janet Wood : Jack, you don't have to understand Italian to know what that lady was saying. I mean, she was shouting it in body language.

  Chrissy Snow : I thought she was getting a little worked up to be thinking of macaroni.

  Jack Tripper : Okay, okay, you girls are gonna have to help me. If you hear anything that sounds like I'm in trouble in that kitchen, you come in fast, okay?

  Janet Wood : But, Jack, you know I have to get back to the flower shop.

  Jack Tripper : I know. But, Janet, please... I need you!

  Janet Wood : Jack, I'm sorry, but this is my job we're talking about!

  [rushes off] 

  Janet Wood : I'm gonna be late!

  [on her way out] 

  Jack Tripper : I need some help!

  Janet Wood : Bye!

  [door slams] 

  Jack Tripper : [no other way out]  Chrissy... Chrissy... Look, will you help me, and - and not leave me alone with her?

  Chrissy Snow : You want me to protect your honor?

  [goofy laugh] 

  Jack Tripper : Chrissy! I'm serious!

• Jack Tripper : [to amorous Mrs. Bustamente:]  Hang on one second, will ya?

  [pops out of the kitchen] 

  Jack Tripper : Chrissy! Why didn't you come in here to help me?

  Chrissy Snow : You said to come when you were in trouble. It sounded like you were having a ball!