Tiny Toon Adventures (TV Series)
Buster and Babs Go Hawaiian (1991)
Charlie Adler: Buster Bunny
Quotes
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Plucky Duck : [as the airline steward] And what'll it be - grey lumps in brown sauce or brown lumps in grey sauce?
Buster Bunny : Uh, you wouldn't have any tasy, nutritious carrots, perchance, would you?
Plucky Duck : Closest we come are these freeze-dried, reconstituted carrot chips.
Buster Bunny : Hmm. How bad can they be?
[eats one and instantly retches]
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Buster Bunny : [at a rental garage] I'll rent us a limo to take us to the hotel.
[rings bell; Elmyra appears behind the desk]
Elmyra Duff : Ooooh! Two cutesy-wootsy cuddly hippetty-hops have come to rent a car!
[Buster and Babs scream and exit hastily]
Elmyra Duff : Wait! Come back! I have so much love to give, and so many cars to rent!
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Buster Bunny : [after being drenched in a flooded bathroom] Uh, Babsy, you wouldn't have a Q-tip would you?
TV Spokesman : We interrupt this very special episode of Tiny Toons to bring you a more special report.
Scientist : [rolling down a chart] This is a Q-tip, one of man's most practical inventions. See Figure A: notice fifty percent more cotton and the delicate Swiss craftsmanship.
Buster Bunny : Oh, what is WITH this story? It's like thirteen-year-olds wrote it!
Babs Bunny : Thirteen-year-olds did write it.
Buster Bunny : Oh yeah, that explains it.
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Babs Bunny : Let's take this up with the big guy.
Buster Bunny : Raymond Burr?
Babs Bunny : [sarcastic] Yeah, Raymond Burr. Maybe we can get a guest shot on Perry Mason. Gimme a break.
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Sarah Creef : Hey, aren't you supposed to be filming our script?
Buster Bunny : That's what I wanted to talk to you about. My contract says: I don't do plane scenes!
[the girls whisper to eachother]
Sarah Creef , Amy Crosby , Renee Carter : Hmmm.
Sarah Creef : The plane stays.
Amy Crosby : Now back to work.
Buster Bunny : Oh, but girls...
Renee Carter : [hanging up] That's an actor for you - always messing with the writer's vision.
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Steven Spielberg : So, what's up?
Buster Bunny : Today's script stinks, and we're not even in it!
Steven Spielberg : Well, I just got a script from three hot young writers, eighth graders in fact, it's called 'Buster & Babs Go Hawaiian.'
Babs Bunny : Hawaii! Oh, I've always wanted to go there! OW!
Buster Bunny : We'll do it. Thanks!
[exits]
Babs Bunny : You know, Stevie hon, I'm available for features.
[Buster yanks her out]
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Steven Spielberg : You guys were great! What a wonderful show, thanks.
Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : Oh, thank you Mr. Spielberg, I mean...
Steven Spielberg : By the way, the girls wrote another script - Buster and Babs go to Mars in a rocket ship. We begin shooting on Monday, bye!
[drives off]
Buster Bunny : A rocket ship?
[gulp]
Buster Bunny : What did I do to deserve this?
Babs Bunny : You're being negative again!
Bugs Bunny : Eh... got a minute Doc? About this credit card bill...
Babs Bunny : Next stop, Mars!
Buster Bunny : I hate flying, I hate flying, I hate flying...
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Buster Bunny : Wait till I give these hack scripthounds a piece of my mind!
[opens a door to reveal the writers playing cards]
Female Writer : Any threes?
Writer : Go fish.
Female Writer : You guys the pizza people?
[Buster slams the door]
Babs Bunny : Losers.
Buster Bunny : Big time.
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Babs Bunny : [kissing Bugs Bunny's credit card] I've never told you this before, but I love you! Mwah! Mwah!
Buster Bunny : [to a very confused doorman] She's got a thing for plastic.
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Gogo Dodo : [as the hotel concierge] Eeeeyeeeees?
Buster Bunny : We'd like a room.
Gogo Dodo : A room? What type of room?
[turns into a mushroom]
Gogo Dodo : Mushroom?
[turns into Caeser]
Gogo Dodo : You know all roads lead to Room!
[Buster smacks him]
Gogo Dodo : Et tu Buster? There's always room for one more!
Babs Bunny : In that case, we'll take a suite.
Gogo Dodo : Sweet? What type of sweet? A banana split? A candy cane? A sugar swirl? Double-dip Tutti-fruity bunny with a cherry on top?
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Babs Bunny : Let's go sightseeing, okay?
Buster Bunny : Shouldn't we be getting our beauty rest first? I mean it's been a very long day, don't you think?
Babs Bunny : [sweetly] Please, Buster - we never go anywhere or do anything. Please? Please? Puh-leeez?
Buster Bunny : Okay, Babs. I hate it when she does that.
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Buster Bunny : [greeting Steven Spielberg] Hey, Steve-arino!
Babs Bunny : Steve-man!
Buster Bunny : The Stevester!
Babs Bunny : Steve-arooski!
Buster Bunny : Steve-arello!
Babs Bunny : [as Mary Poppins] Steve-acalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Buster Bunny , Steven Spielberg : Rope it in.
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Buster Bunny : [carrying Babs' baggage] Gee, I hope you brought enough stuff.
Babs Bunny : So I'm roping it.
Mary Melody : I'm sorry, each passenger is only allowed two pieces of carry-on luggage. You'll have to check the others.
[rings bill; Dizzy appears dressed as a baggage handler and eats all but two of the bags]
Dizzy Devil : Yum! Samsonite!
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Babs Bunny : Oooho, Buster! We're broke and alone, millions of miles from anyone we know! What'll we do?
Man in Trench Coat : Your money is stolen; your luggage is eaten, and you're a million miles away from anyone you know. What will you do? What WILL you do?
Babs Bunny : Well, what will we do?
Man in Trench Coat : Gee, I don't know I just like saying 'What WILL you do?' Bye.
Buster Bunny : That guy's nose is huge!
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Babs Bunny : Where'd you get an Acme Gold Express card? I didn't think they gave them to kids.
Buster Bunny : Well, they don't. I just borrowed this from Bugs Bunny in case we needed it.
[cut to Bugs watching the episode on TV at home]
Bugs Bunny : [looking in his wallet] Why that little so-and-so! I am not happy about this.
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Babs Bunny : Hey, where'd all this luggage come from? Ours was eaten, remember?
Buster Bunny : Uh-oh. There's a hole in the plot!
Babs Bunny : Big enough to drive a Mack truck through!
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Buster Bunny : I hate flying, I hate flying, I hate flying.
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Buster J.Bunny , Babs : Alo-ha!
