- Bugs Bunny: If this assignment doesn't turn out funny, Warner Brothers will disavow any knowledge of this episode and blame it on the writers.
- Babs Bunny: Okay, it's confession time!
- Hamton J. Pig: Well, when I was three, I stole a Fig Newton from the cookie jar.
- Babs Bunny: How could you do this to us, Buster? Didn't you trust us? Do you think we'd be so self-centered, that we wouldn't risk our lives to save a bunch of furry animals?
- Buster Bunny: Well...
- Babs Bunny: You were right, but that's no excuse.
- Plucky Duck: I want to thank all the little people. Nah, on second thought, what have those shrimps ever done for me?
- Babs Bunny: [sarcastically] A monster. And I'm Queen Elizabeth.
- [sees Melvin the Monster, imitating the Queen]
- Babs Bunny: We are not amused.
- Dr. Gene Splicer: Listen up, kiddies. You're about to become the most revolutionary experiment in the history of science. After a dip in my gene pool, you'll be combined into a new species, with the brains of a duck, the head of a pig, and the feet of a rabbit.
- Buster Bunny: Oh, great. A quacking strip of bacon that brings good luck.